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by blackozone
Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:01 pm
Forum: News and Such
Topic: Happy Birthday t3hw00t.com - 6 Years.
Replies: 17
Views: 3343

Re: Happy Birthday t3hw00t.com - 6 Years.

Did someone say buttsecks?
by blackozone
Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:28 am
Forum: General OffTopic
Topic: Hypothetical - Getaway Driver
Replies: 1
Views: 613

Re: Hypothetical - Getaway Driver

I'd pick a BMW 5-Series or Audi A6 (an older Audi, before they put the stupid LED strips in the headlights).
by blackozone
Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:38 am
Forum: General OffTopic
Topic: A long week, almost over...
Replies: 10
Views: 1442

Re: A long week, almost over...

I picked up a new job in Seoul and work basically 7:30pm until 6-8pm nonstop. My wife and kids are about 45 miles away but I get to see them on the weekends. I live in the middle of Seoul and don't get to enjoy it, though. Other than that life is pretty grand. My name is Greg and I am a secretary. ...
by blackozone
Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:33 pm
Forum: General OffTopic
Topic: Just going to put this here...
Replies: 4
Views: 926

Re: Just going to put this here...

holyfuckIwantapetpig!
by blackozone
Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:43 am
Forum: Pics and Videos
Topic: Ronry History
Replies: 1
Views: 492

Re: Ronry History

Wrong. WIN. I only wish I could have walked out of my mother's Patriotic and Revolutionary vagina, but alas it was not cavernous nor Revolutionary enough.
by blackozone
Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:40 am
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: Reasonable Response
Replies: 31
Views: 3568

Re: Reasonable Response

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/07/08/man-charged-holding-mom-refusal-iron/?test=latestnews Ironing is woman's work? Hmm, didn't know that... What, you've never pulled a gun on your mom when you needed some wrinkles ironed out of your slacks? That's what's wrong with America today: no accountability...
by blackozone
Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:51 am
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: Dirty Al
Replies: 3
Views: 659

Re: Dirty Al

Sounds like he needed Bill along as a wingman. Al needs some help in locking shit down.
by blackozone
Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:14 am
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: Heee's Baaack!
Replies: 5
Views: 854

Re: Heee's Baaack!

I'm not impressed until he punches a hooker.
...maybe that's what Em was looking for when he hired him for promotion?
by blackozone
Tue Jun 01, 2010 4:58 pm
Forum: General OffTopic
Topic: I LOL'D!!!
Replies: 19
Views: 2431

Re: I LOL'D!!!

Wow, these are great!!!
by blackozone
Thu May 20, 2010 6:33 am
Forum: Pics and Videos
Topic: PUNK VIDEOS!
Replies: 33
Views: 4906

Re: PUNK VIDEOS!

King Fag Herder wrote:
blackozone wrote:
King Fag Herder wrote:For Froster

<3 King Fag Herder

Holy shit!



Mixxx has a fireplace!


You butthole. You've been here before, you knew there was a fireplace.

I've been to your place, like, twice. And not sober either time. Ah, memories... :)
by blackozone
Sun May 16, 2010 9:57 pm
Forum: Pics and Videos
Topic: PUNK VIDEOS!
Replies: 33
Views: 4906

Re: PUNK VIDEOS!

King Fag Herder wrote:For Froster

<3 King Fag Herder


Holy shit!



Mixxx has a fireplace!
by blackozone
Thu May 13, 2010 7:23 am
Forum: Pics and Videos
Topic: ???????????????????????????????????
Replies: 5
Views: 836

Re: ???????????????????????????????????

Terry Crews cracks me the fuck up.

"Who said that?"
by blackozone
Wed May 12, 2010 3:50 pm
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: Your Tax Dollars At Work
Replies: 4
Views: 810

Re: Your Tax Dollars At Work

I don't get it. It sounds like a lot of bullshit to cover a genuine reason to renevate the buildings. "Once upon a time in America, not as many women worked in Federal buildings. Now that they male/female ratio is closer, we need to renevate the buildings to accomodate." Done. I should run...
by blackozone
Wed May 12, 2010 3:47 pm
Forum: General OffTopic
Topic: Leaving the Country and such
Replies: 16
Views: 2296

Re: Leaving the Country and such

I fully support the concept of an "Etchy Farewell" party, as does Jill.
We would like to make this happen and see you all off sometime before you go. For reals.
by blackozone
Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:16 am
Forum: News and Such
Topic: Fuck Facebook: How I Cured Myself of Internet AIDS.
Replies: 50
Views: 9902

Re: Fuck Facebook: How I Cured Myself of Internet AIDS.

http://www.lamebook.com/ The Websense category "Tasteless" is filtered. Yet, this place is not... That's not fair. I wish I could get on w00t instead of MNSubaru from work. -_- Mr. T says you're a bitch. That's why Websense hates you. Do you taste like strawberries or more like grape?
by blackozone
Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:14 am
Forum: General OffTopic
Topic: Faggots
Replies: 3
Views: 708

Re: Faggots

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gay: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gayse...
by blackozone
Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:31 pm
Forum: General OffTopic
Topic: Faggots
Replies: 3
Views: 708

Faggots

I want to be one.

What do I need to do get my name to be pink again?
by blackozone
Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:30 pm
Forum: News and Such
Topic: Fuck Facebook: How I Cured Myself of Internet AIDS.
Replies: 50
Views: 9902

Re: Fuck Facebook: How I Cured Myself of Internet AIDS.

Aegis wrote:http://www.lamebook.com/

The Websense category "Tasteless" is filtered.
Yet, this place is not...
by blackozone
Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:35 pm
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: SP In Trouble With Islam
Replies: 3
Views: 529

Re: SP In Trouble With Islam

I would point out that they aren't mocking Mohammad, they're mocking radical Muslims. There's a difference.

And seriously, how vain could he have been about his appearance to insight these people to kill over it? Really?
by blackozone
Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:33 pm
Forum: General OffTopic
Topic: t3hw00t d0t c0m mobile support.
Replies: 27
Views: 3453

Re: t3hw00t d0t c0m mobile support.

OMFGX10 wrote:I should get into this functional phone club.

You should get out of my dreams and get into my car ;)
by blackozone
Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:31 pm
Forum: Pics and Videos
Topic: SIMS characters peeing out their asses...
Replies: 1
Views: 515

Re: SIMS characters peeing out their asses...

Websense doesn't block you by default. My office uses it and I can surf t3hw00t's gang-bangy-goodness all day.
YouTube, however, is banned :(
by blackozone
Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:47 pm
Forum: General OffTopic
Topic: t3hw00t d0t c0m mobile support.
Replies: 27
Views: 3453

Re: t3hw00t d0t c0m mobile support.

Tits.

Whoa! There's a Pyramid Head emoticon! :ph:
by blackozone
Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:21 am
Forum: Video Games Discussion
Topic: Just Cause 2
Replies: 12
Views: 2037

Re: Just Cause 2

I've been hooked on the demo for the last week or so on PS3. I'm very seriously considering picking it up soon.
Downside: The lady gets motion sickness and she can't stand to watch me play it. The grappling hook mechanics make for a very hectic screen.
by blackozone
Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:10 am
Forum: Video Games Discussion
Topic: silent hill and aphex twin
Replies: 7
Views: 1169

Re: silent hill and aphex twin


Get the fuck up in this car, bitch!
by blackozone
Thu Mar 18, 2010 5:00 pm
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: Baby Shower...
Replies: 1
Views: 476

Re: Baby Shower...

How dare you let my daughter drink beer! I'm gonna put a cap in your ass for being such a bad role-model!
by blackozone
Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:22 am
Forum: Pics and Videos
Topic: Only t3hw00t could enjoy this
Replies: 15
Views: 1916

Re: Only t3hw00t could enjoy this

I work with a guy that has the same condition as these guys.
Except he can't play a guitar... I'm going to show him this clip today and see what he thinks.
by blackozone
Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:15 pm
Forum: Pics and Videos
Topic: Only t3hw00t could enjoy this
Replies: 15
Views: 1916

Only t3hw00t could enjoy this

And be ok with that.



There's so much wrong with this video, I don't even know where to start...
by blackozone
Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:00 pm
Forum: General OffTopic
Topic: Free Speech, the Internet, and you...
Replies: 7
Views: 1191

Re: Free Speech, the Internet, and you...

Think of this as a simple guide. Look it over at your own pace. But be sure to refer to it any time. I've grown VERY tired of being violated by some internet site. Take this gem for example... I agree to Glenn Beck fucking. I shit on Glenn Beck's penis, and then let it drip back into my mouth. And ...
by blackozone
Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:55 pm
Forum: General OffTopic
Topic: Free Speech, the Internet, and you...
Replies: 7
Views: 1191

Re: Free Speech, the Internet, and you...

I own t3hw00t.com. I own the hard drive it resides on, I own the content, I own the domain, and all information that lies herein. All of it. You own absolutely nothing here. Your pictures and your texts become property of my domain the very second you submit it. I decide that you piss me off and I ...
by blackozone
Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:42 am
Forum: General OffTopic
Topic: Free Speech, the Internet, and you...
Replies: 7
Views: 1191

Re: Free Speech, the Internet, and you...

I own t3hw00t.com. I own the hard drive it resides on, I own the content, I own the domain, and all information that lies herein. All of it. You own absolutely nothing here. Your pictures and your texts become property of my domain the very second you submit it. I decide that you piss me off and I ...
by blackozone
Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:22 am
Forum: General OffTopic
Topic: Happy buttrape froster day!!!
Replies: 12
Views: 1520

Re: Happy buttrape froster day!!!

Shibbs wrote::gaysex:


Fire ze missilez!
by blackozone
Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:59 pm
Forum: News and Such
Topic: Fuck Facebook: How I Cured Myself of Internet AIDS.
Replies: 50
Views: 9902

Re: Fuck Facebook: How I Cured Myself of Internet AIDS.

Scott wrote:I LOVE HULK HOGAN DICK

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by blackozone
Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:55 pm
Forum: General OffTopic
Topic: t3hw00t d0t c0m mobile support.
Replies: 27
Views: 3453

Re: t3hw00t d0t c0m mobile support.

Let me know if you need a another BB user. I have a Bold 9700, with unlimited data. I'm not sure if it would be the same as the storm being it is a non touch screen phone. The browsers will be exactly the same. The only difference from a user standpoint is the fact that the Storm will do portrait a...
by blackozone
Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:31 pm
Forum: General OffTopic
Topic: t3hw00t d0t c0m mobile support.
Replies: 27
Views: 3453

Re: t3hw00t d0t c0m mobile support.

I've got a BlackBerry Storm. Unlimited data plan.
by blackozone
Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:46 pm
Forum: Pics and Videos
Topic: Get Gangsta...
Replies: 6
Views: 1046

Re: Get Gangsta...

Uh, if people are that stupid where this might prevent aids.....perhaps we should just let them all get it & die, thus removing them from the genepool. Your eugenics is showing there, Adolf...and I like it. You know who else believed in "culling the herd"? Spartans, and they had a mov...
by blackozone
Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:11 am
Forum: Pics and Videos
Topic: Get Gangsta...
Replies: 6
Views: 1046

Re: Get Gangsta...

I wish my name was "da Chlamydia Crusher"... I hate my parents!
by blackozone
Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:15 am
Forum: General OffTopic
Topic: FS: Slightly used love doll
Replies: 9
Views: 1247

Re: FS: Slightly used love doll

I love clams!
by blackozone
Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:27 pm
Forum: General OffTopic
Topic: FS: Slightly used love doll
Replies: 9
Views: 1247

Re: FS: Slightly used love doll

Aegis wrote:dude you like your vaginas to be lumpy? uhhh

I have a thing for starch... Mmm...
by blackozone
Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:21 pm
Forum: General OffTopic
Topic: FS: Slightly used love doll
Replies: 9
Views: 1247

Re: FS: Slightly used love doll

Aegis wrote:don't you already ... have one of these?

HA I KIIIID I LOVE JILL

Yeah, but she won't just lie there like a sack of potato's like I like.
by blackozone
Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:20 pm
Forum: General OffTopic
Topic: Oh Hai....
Replies: 11
Views: 1303

Re: Oh Hai....

I'z not trollin! You'z trollinz!
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by blackozone
Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:18 pm
Forum: General OffTopic
Topic: FS: Slightly used love doll
Replies: 9
Views: 1247

Re: FS: Slightly used love doll

I'll take it. PM me your paypal. I've been looking everywhere for the asian model.
by blackozone
Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:06 pm
Forum: General OffTopic
Topic: Welcome back to t3hw00t d0t c0m...
Replies: 149
Views: 19179

Re: Welcome back to t3hw00t d0t c0m...

EtchyLives wrote:I'm here. Sans peentree.

Plus M?
by blackozone
Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:42 am
Forum: Pics and Videos
Topic: wtf japan?
Replies: 23
Views: 2955

Re: wtf japan?

How dare your daughter be white! RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by blackozone
Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:04 pm
Forum: Pics and Videos
Topic: Drive-In Theaters
Replies: 3
Views: 618

Re: Drive-In Theaters

Sadly, Drive-In's are all but extinct today. If you go back in time about 40 to 50 years though, they were the epicenter of young society. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA The video above is what really drew my attention to the old Drive-In theaters. I think it's a good little snippet to r...
by blackozone
Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:35 pm
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: iPad = ipeedmypants
Replies: 7
Views: 928

Re: iPad = iSad

Lol.
This is their attempt to break into the gaming market?
by blackozone
Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:01 am
Forum: General OffTopic
Topic: Fags are gay
Replies: 6
Views: 789

Re: Fags are gay

That's not very nice. Just because someone is gay, that doesn't make them a fag...

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/251889/?autoplay=false
by blackozone
Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:51 am
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: Maine is Weirder than Stephen King Lets On
Replies: 8
Views: 764

Re: Maine is Weirder than Stephen King Lets On

At least there weren't any clowns. "We all float down here..."
:gay:
by blackozone
Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:38 pm
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: Stabbed? Have a Cuppa Joe!
Replies: 3
Views: 645

Re: Stabbed? Have a Cuppa Joe!

Holy shit, what a badass!
by blackozone
Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:49 pm
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: Heroin For Dummies
Replies: 5
Views: 617

Re: Heroin For Dummies

h8sanity wrote:I'm supposed to use a needle???? All thhis time I have been taking it rectally. :goatse:

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